My name is Darel. I have a short attention span and I get bored easily. Also, I have a short attention span.Tumblr (3.0; @darelparker)http://tumblr.darelparker.com/<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9ebtot795aTBpDQ2y_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Hello Dollyhttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/43454812http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/43454812Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:56:39 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eaj9t4winzFs52qM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Ben’s got skillshttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/39393239http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/39393239Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:14:40 -0500<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9ea6uiq2b1qYX09Yp_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Muffin assembly linehttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/38316273http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/38316273Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:33:45 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9e7nptw4aiMPGCevz_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Epic yummy!http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/31414772http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/31414772Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:58:10 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9e62jpli3S3sXVgji_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>The magic meat machinehttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/27726826http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/27726826Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:45:33 -0600<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9e26e1qnc0WZJiUTF_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Viper’s season openerhttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/20136546http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/20136546Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:39:17 -0600<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/17912381_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Hooray for buffet!http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/17912381http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/17912381Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:06:03 -0500<a href="http://aranamuerta.com/2007/02/20/witch-kitchen-jars/">Make Your Own Witch Kitchen Jars</a>: Just in time for Halloween, this tutorial shows you how to create antique-style jars filled with gross looking crap to creep out the neighbors.http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/13114127http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/13114127Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:48:19 -0500<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/12852301_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Lunch at grandma’shttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/12852301http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/12852301Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:48:02 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8429897_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>We all scream…http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/8429897http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/8429897Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:03:03 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/7936678_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Riverboat gamblershttp://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/7936678http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/7936678Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:15:02 -0500<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/63894/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/STAB_WOUNDS_STILL.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Study%3A%20Multiple%20Stab%20Wounds%20May%20Be%20Harmful%20To%20Monkeys"></embed><br/><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_be">Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys</a>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/6142708http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/6142708Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:20:07 -0500<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/4836949_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Mmm…donuts…http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/4836949http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/4836949Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:30:07 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8wpa2Qplm8M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8wpa2Qplm8M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>The 305http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/4351351http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/4351351Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:18:47 -0500<a href="http://www.photomichaelwolf.com/100x100/">MICHAEL WOLF | PHOTOGRAPHY | HONGKONG</a>: photographs of residents in their flats in hong kong’s oldest public housing estate: 100 rooms,<br/> each 100 square feet in size.http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/3717833http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/3717833Sun, 17 Jun 2007 17:58:58 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O8ZPKBXchP8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O8ZPKBXchP8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Hilarious clip that satisfies both my love of rollercoasters and my enjoyment of human suffering (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/bomb69">bomb69</a>)http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/3162812http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/3162812Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:30:04 -0500<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/2888460_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://lolcat.net/v/text/voices.jpg.html?">voices</a>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2888460http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2888460Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:28:46 -0500<a href="http://project.ioni.st/">Projectionist: A tumblelog</a>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2886815http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2886815Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:41:13 -0500<a href="http://www.darelparker.com">darelparker.com</a>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2885992http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2885992Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:16:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSUX9byu6NY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSUX9byu6NY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Ladies and gentlemen…The Wrong Trousers!http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2884768http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/2884768Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:35:43 -0500