My name is Darel. I have a short attention span and I get bored easily. Also, I have a short attention span.Tumblr (3.0; @darelparker)http://tumblr.darelparker.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqih12uMAm1qz4zv1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Waited twenty years for another one</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/196384964http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/196384964Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:10:22 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqp8yxaqK2efUaaEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Back to school!</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/155139748http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/155139748Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:17:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqo55jmwESGs25GEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Done!</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154599331http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154599331Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:43:09 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqo1lrhnsSXVPSvAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Almost there.</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154546747http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154546747Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:03:47 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqnvd377M2W5wSTQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Halfway there!</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154462597http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154462597Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:09:05 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqnqvty73D0Jd5Iso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Done before dark</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154402618http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/154402618Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:03:41 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqjbuvha2n5rLy3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dead Red</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/152386705http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/152386705Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:51:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eqj5we8eyeDnhi4no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Morning view</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/152297759http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/152297759Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:05:10 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eou4xnjeK16WXtfGo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sidewalk surfin’</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/125441823http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/125441823Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:04:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9ebtot795aTBpDQ2y_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello Dolly</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/43454812http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/43454812Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:56:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9eaj9t4winzFs52qM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ben’s got skills</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/39393239http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/39393239Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:14:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9ea6uiq2b1qYX09Yp_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Muffin assembly line</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/38316273http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/38316273Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:33:45 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9e7nptw4aiMPGCevz_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Epic yummy!</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/31414772http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/31414772Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:58:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9e62jpli3S3sXVgji_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The magic meat machine</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/27726826http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/27726826Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:45:33 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/bR42NEM9e26e1qnc0WZJiUTF_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Viper’s season opener</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/20136546http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/20136546Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:39:17 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17912381_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hooray for buffet!</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/17912381http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/17912381Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:06:03 -0500<a href="http://aranamuerta.com/2007/02/20/witch-kitchen-jars/">Make Your Own Witch Kitchen Jars</a>: <p>Just in time for Halloween, this tutorial shows you how to create antique-style jars filled with gross looking crap to creep out the neighbors.</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/13114127http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/13114127Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:48:19 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/12852301_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lunch at grandma’s</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/12852301http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/12852301Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:48:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8429897_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We all scream…</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/8429897http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/8429897Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:03:03 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/7936678_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Riverboat gamblers</p>http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/7936678http://tumblr.darelparker.com/post/7936678Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:15:02 -0500